Jowan the redoomer

Chitchat in the kitchen yesterday led to a discussion of the meaning of the word 'redeemer', a word which is often used in connection with Jesus Christ. Eventually, the silly songs of Daan together with some witty comments resulted in Jowan being declared the 'redoomer of mankind'.
Imagine this:
Jowan steps up before the people: "You have been doomed before!" He bellows of all his might, "and some of you might have been saved..." he gazes at the crowd and holds out a threatening fist, "but now - I doom you again!"

Thus spoke Jowan the redoomer...